I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
do nipples grow back?
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