I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Randomize
