I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
that is very illegal...i love you.
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