so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Randomize
