I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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