I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
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