Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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