my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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