West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
why is half of my head shaved?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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