Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Can I color on your dick again?
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
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