Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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