Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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