Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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