She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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