Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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