Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
