Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I don't deserve a penis
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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