No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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