I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
there was a trapeze. enough said
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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