And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
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