Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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