"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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