Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
So. Much. Porn.
Randomize
