im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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