Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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