i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
