I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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