remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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