I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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