This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Sext me about skeletons
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I'm too high and old for this...
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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