hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
now i know why i became what i already was.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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