Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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