i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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