but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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