the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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