I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
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