Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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