I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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