In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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