Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Randomize
