How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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