But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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