you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
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