You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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