we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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