My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
In America we eat man semen.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
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