At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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