I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
operation harelip BJ is a go
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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