I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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