so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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