I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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