Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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